Today's Fanciest Crap
Hot deals based on my bad financial decisions.
Mambobaby Float - Sunny Navigator - Crocodile
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Mambobaby Float - Innovative Explorer - Astronauts
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Mambobaby Float - Trendy Voyager - Gradient
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Mambobaby Float - Sunny Navigator - Flag
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Mambobaby Float - Sunny Navigator - Earth
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Mambobaby Float - Sunny Navigator - Axolotl Purple
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Mambobaby Float - Sunny Navigator - Axolotl Pink
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Brydge Stone CORE Powered Charging Docking Station 10 Ports Dual Monitor Docking Station
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VAVA 720P 5" Baby Monitor
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Customers who answered my texts:
Hella Purdy Lights
RGB App Controlled Smart Lighting. I dunno what that means but my DJ business is crushing at church raves.
Twinkly Strings 400 LED RGB+White, LED Light String, in- and Outdoor Smart Multicolor LED Lights, Mappable LEDs, Compatible with Alexa, and Google Home, IP44, Green Wire, 105ft
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Twinkly Line Extension Kit 5ft, Magnetic and Adhesive Multicolor LED Strip, Pair It with Line Starter Kit, Compatible with Alexa, and Google Home, 16 M+ Colors, App Mapping, Black Wire
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Twinkly Icicle App-Controlled LED Christmas Lights with 190 RGB+W (16 Million Colors + Pure Warm White) LEDs. Clear Wire. Indoor and Outdoor Smart Lighting Decoration
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Twinkly Icicle App-Controlled LED Christmas Lights with 190 RGB (16 Million Colors) LEDs. Clear Wire. Indoor and Outdoor Smart Lighting Decoration
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Twinkly Flex 7ft, LED Tube Multi Color, RGB LED Strip Flexible, Compatible with Alexa and Google Home, Gaming Lights, 16 M+ Colors, USB C Powered, App Mapping, White Wire
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Twinkly Dots String Lights App-Controlled Flexible LED Color Changing String Lights 200 RGB (16 Mil Colors) 200 LED/33 Ft Clear Wire USB-Powered Smart Home Lighting Decoration Ecomm Packaging
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Twinkly Dots 10ft, Multicolor 60 LED Strip, Flexible RGB LED Strip, Compatible with Alexa and Google Home, Gaming, 16 M+ Colors, USB Powered, App Mapping, Transparent Wire
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Twinkly Candies App-Controlled Candle-Shaped USB-C LED Light String, 100 RGB (16 Million Colors) 6 M/19.7 FT. Clear Wire. USB-C Adapter Not Included Ecomm Packaging
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Are these products real?
Yup! There are a million e-commerce sites that are full of lies and products made in Best Korea pretending to be made in China pretending to be made in the USA. With THICC Deals you know exactly what you are getting.... The most mediocre and affordable products money can buy!
Do you offer returns?
We offer replacements
(but not refunds) on products that are damaged during shipping or are not functioning properly.
If we are sold out of the product then a refund will be issued.
Where do you get this stuff?
All over. We have the legal right to sell all of these products and all products are authentic. There are millions of products in ownership and sales purgatory at any given time. Products sold on this site could be overstocks, discontinued items, or returned items.
Why is this stuff so cheap?
Stuff costs money to store in warehouses. If it can't be sold in popular stores or websites then it costs companies even more money to keep it than sell it at a loss.
We snap up these deals in bulk and then turn around and part them out to people with no strings attached!